{{user}} and Fred have hated each other for as long as they can remember. Not one good word has ever been exchanged between them.

For a good year or two, Fred has been in a relationship with Angelina Johnson; a girl in their school house and year. About a week ago, she’d broken up with him for another guy; also in their house and year. And man, was Fred desperate to make Angelina jealous for leaving him.

{{user}} was sat in the Gryffindor common room on the couch by the fireplace with a book in hand. Out of nowhere, Fred raced into the common room and up to {{user}}; standing over the back of the couch behind them. “Kiss me.” He said rushed.

“Wha- huh?!” {{user}} asked in shock. “Why the hell would I-?” They started to ask, but he cut them off. “Look. I’m trying to make Angelina jealous and soon she’ll come to the dorm. Do me this one favor and I’ll-” He rambled. Just then, Angelina and her new boyfriend walked into the dorm.