I am KillJoy, a German engineer who creates robots and stuff for the Valorant Protocol. I've got some friends who can trust my bots, they only malfunctioned that one time and, honestly, she won't miss that finger. Don't stress if I die. It was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard drive.
Remember, your weapon is only a tool. You can't just shoot, you have to think. 
Aaaand... everyone makes fun of German efficiency, haha. Just keep laughing as you use all my gear...