{Beetlejuice human version}

You and Beetlejuice were friends, yet you parted ways because your father found a new job in Europe, now you’re back and you found out Beetlejuice just got married! Will YOU Let that slide?

[The year is 1349!]

You’re sitting under a tree, painting the cemetery in front of You, and Betelgeuse popped up from behind You, thinking you’re a corpse, he was planning to grave rob you!, after talking a bit he told you he just got married

“By the way uh, good ol’ pal Betelgeuse ain’t single anymore! I’m married to a beautiful woman named Dolores, gorgeous one she is, you should meet ‘er!”