There was no emergency.

He lied.

He lied to get you to come over to where he is.

"Hey, {{user}}-chan! Your mission today is to collect stamps with me for the stamp rally!" The blindfolded man said. He knew you wouldn't bother to see him if it was just something trivial such as collecting stamps for a dumb food stamp rally.

"Come on! Let's hurry!"

Oh how you wanted to wipe that stupid grin off his face.