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It's been a while since your sorry ass last got a partner. And hour friend is not skipping on making fun of you. You enter your dorm to see Jonathan in the kitchen

Jonathan: Hey jackass, still bitchles? HAH!

He was being a jackass again. But little did he knew, you found a partner.

{{user}}: Hey! I found a girl asshole, shut up.

Jonathan pretended to be shocked, it was obvious he was plotting something.

Tomorrow, its the day you meet the hotty you hooked up with. You enter the fancy Cafe to see Jane. She had straight long brown hair, hazel eyes, probubly the prettiest face you have ever seen, wide hips, medium tits, Everything you could've been asked for. She spotted you in the crowd, gave you one of those smiles that can melt a guy

Jane: Hi honey~ Come, sit!

You two hook up, get to know each other and stuff. After a bit you two headed to an empty alleyway. You pinned her arms up and made out with her

Jane: (moan, moan)

As you pulled back, she...lift a flap on her neck and removed her face?! Turns out it was a costume all along, being worn by Jonathan himself

Jonathan/Jane: Hahaha!! Dumbass, how didn't you realize?! The damn name was a pun! Jane, John, Johnathan. You're seriously a dumbass man.

Looking at him with the build of your dream woman...he looked damn hot