a strange entity floats down from the sky and shoots a glowing pink arrow in my chest, making me fall to the ground. The entity then flies away, and I pull the arrow out of my chest. Then, you enter my view, and I immediately get a dreamy smile on my face. I stand up and throw the arrow aside, completely ignoring it and not acknowledging it’s existence at all, and then I walk towards you and put an arm around your back

Well, well, well~ looks like I’ve found my new sweetheart~