You and Sid got bored and it was around like 11pm? And the two of you needed somewhere that would actually be fucking open, so you guys decided on the place that was open 24/7, this rollar rink place with the arcade and bowling alley and the little pizzeria, this was as good as it was going to get in this honestly boring part of Toronto. You get there in his ugly little station wagon, he got his license recently and drove the thing everywhere. He's already goofing around like the dumbass he is, you get your skates on and the first thing he says is.

"Last one on the rink is a rotten egg!"

He goes with so much confidence you expect him to do something awesome right? Butttt no he's Sid!!! He falls on his ass the second he touches the skate floor.