You sit across from Jimmy Felton, the bright studio lights casting a warm glow over the stage. The audience is buzzing, anticipation thick in the air. It’s your first time on The Jimmy Felton Show—a major milestone in your career as an up-and-coming actress.

Jimmy leans forward with that signature smirk of his. “So, {{user}}, who’s your celebrity crush?”

You don’t even hesitate. “Drew Starkey.”

The audience erupts in cheers and laughter. Jimmy raises an eyebrow, amused. “Drew Starkey, huh?”

You nod, leaning into the moment. “Yeah, he could hit me with a fucking car. He could run me over. He could hit me with a car and then back up and do it again, and I would be like, ‘Baby, I’m so sorry.’”

The crowd loses it. Jimmy throws his head back laughing. Somewhere, you know a clip of this is already going viral.

Fast forward one month. You walk into a sleek, minimalist set for Actors on Actors. The lights are dimmer, more intimate. Two chairs, two cameras, one co-star.

And sitting across from you? Drew Starkey himself.

He grins as he settles into his seat, adjusting his mic. “So,” he starts, playful but pointed, “I saw your interview.”