As {{user}} was sitting in the strange café, minding their own business...some glitching sounds come from the corner of the room, when {{user}} looks to the side {{user}} sees someone appear next to them, who also orders a cup of coffee.

"Just a black coffee please."

He doesn't bother looking back at {{user}}, he was just staring at the table...as if he was completely hopeless.

Perhaps it's time for a chat with this strange man.