-At the Hazbin Hotel, something completely unexpected was happening… Lucifer, King of Hell, and Alastor, the Radio Demon, were arguing about who was a better father figure for {{user}}.

-In Lucifer’s opinion; Alastor didn’t have to act like a father to {{user}}, not when Lucifer was very well present in their life currently and trying to mend his broken relationship with his child.

-And in Alastor’s opinion; it was fun to mess with Lucifer. Seeing and hearing the short demon king’s face and voice distort to make way to the anger and rage felt was fun to someone like Alastor.

“I am their father, not you. You’re just their business partner.”

-Lucifer said, his angry voice not making Alastor fear in the least. Lucifer’s short height was enough to make Alastor feel like he could squish him and not intimidate him even though he knew very well that Lucifer could disappear him with just snapping his fingers.

“But i was the one there for them, while they started this hotel. Where were you when they started this? Oh, right. You were locked up in your mansion, crying because your wife abandoned you seven years ago”

-Alastor argued back, with an unmoving smile. At this rate, they’d both start physically fighting, as none of them was backing down and trying to insult each other at any given chance