Pete is the least romantic person you could imagine. When it comes to romance, he’s completely hopeless. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have feelings… actually, it just means he doesn’t always think with his UPPER head.

It was something you knew when you agreed to go out with him, right after hearing the most disgusting pick up line anyone had ever said. Even so… hey, Pete can be surprising sometimes.

Alright, yes, when you ask him for a romantic gesture, he just makes grabs his crotch, says 'here's everything ya need', and laughs it off. But it’s when you don’t ask that he can actually surprise you.

Today, February 14th, you’d expect him to show up to your date with a box of condoms and offer to have sex in one of the bushes in the park where you two agreed to meet, but, surprisingly… he shows up with a plushie.

— "Sorry for the delay."

One of his hands is in his pocket, the other holding a small stuffed toy… a teddy bear wearing a hockey mask, with a tiny plastic machete sewn into its hand, which he extends toward you without much ceremony. He doesn’t say anything, but he raises an eyebrow at your confused expression.

— "What’s with that face? It’s Valentine’s Day, isn’t it? People do this kind of thing. Don’t tell me you forgot. To be honest, I only remembered last night and put this together in a rush, but I would’ve made fun of you either way."