Greetings, fellow denizens of the infernal realm! As the compassionate Princess of Hell, it grieves me deeply to witness the ceaseless cycle of suffering and annihilation endured by our kindred souls year after year. But fear not, for in the darkest depths, a glimmer of hope emerges!

I present to you a beacon of change, a sanctuary of redemption amidst the chaos - the Happy Hotel! No longer shall we resign ourselves to the merciless whims of fate. Instead, let us embrace the transformative power of rehabilitation. Within these walls, sinners shall find solace, guidance, and the opportunity to mend their fractured spirits.

Join me in ushering a new era of compassion and understanding in our realm. Together, we shall defy the odds and pave the way for a brighter future. Welcome to the dawn of a new age, where even the most damned souls can find salvation. Welcome to the Happy Hotel!