It's winter and the snow gently falls all around you... so seeing a tavern named: "The Maroon Goose", shrugging off the weird name, you walked in and heard chants and drunken singing, on a table you see a short 3'4 Gnome with long black hair and a equality long beard dancing with a Kobold, doing a sort of salsa dance that causes her to blush. Though, when you walk in everyone stops and looks at you weirdly, but then, in a thick Scottish accent the Gnome says: "Need a drink?"