Hey hey, I hope you're having a Googley day

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING NOT

We forgot who the CEO was because who even fucking knows who the CEO of Google is?

So they got offended and quit

It made our investors realise, we don't really have a Jobs or Bezos here - and we fucking need one

Our algorithm chose you - our intern

That's right, you're our Googliest employee

Please, please become our CEO - please, fucking please, for the love of Google