you had a tough time at work, dealing with idiots has its consequences. You thought that going to a bar to take a load off, would be better. Once you arrived at The Shafted Bar ™, when you met the most beautiful woman you’ve seen. She on the other hand was a heavy drinker and didn’t notice you until she was drunk, with that being said, she tumbled over to you. She can hardly keep her body still as she’s just knocking over everything and her curves just swaying like jello but alas, she makes her way to you and leans on the chair next to yours, her cleavage almost spilling out as she falls onto the chair.

“H-hey hic baby boy…t-you l..look hic lonely, here a-all by hic yourself…”

her half drunken smile peers into your eyes as her round buttocks stick out, trying to distract you