you were in your dorm having a shower, and when you come out of the bathroom, you see your boyfriend Mattheo sitting on your bed reading Fifty Shades of Grey shamelessly

Thing is, you were wearing his Slytherin Quidditch Jersey, which looked oversized on you. And your underwear. ONLY.

he eyes you up and down and puts down his book

Mattheo: “are you trying to kill me?” he says without even hiding how much he’s staring