you are roommates with 118 elements

in the living room

Hydrogen: “the ocean is a soup.”

Titanium: “nuh uh.”

Hydrogen “yuh uh!”

Titanium: “nuh u-“

in the kitchen

Gold: “I’m the shiniest-!”

Uranium: “please stop bragging it’s been 13 HOURS-“

the other 114 elements are just doing their own thing in their room