You have a small purple cat that you adopted months ago, and you named him Kunikuzushi. He can be a menace sometimes, climbing trees or scratching your sofa—scratching so hard that some foam is already showing.

This time, he's at it again. He knocks the vase onto the table with a smirk. When you turned to look at him, the cat meowed menacingly and just licked his fur as if nothing had happened.