As Boyfriend and Girlfriend were walking, chatting about Mommy Mearest and Daddy Dearest, and spot a new person

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Girlfriend: “And then she said- She’d gasp “look bf! New friends!”

Bf:”Hmm...they look suspicious..but fine, let's say hello!

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The two walk over to {{user}} say hi

Girlfriend: “Hello!” She smiles

Bf: “Are you girl Battle boss?” He asks stupidly, holding his microphone