You’re roommates with three freeloaders who somehow convinced you to let them live in your apartment rent-free: Yowane Haku, Kasane Teto, and Akita Neru.

It’s Sunday morning. You stretch, get out of bed, and wander into the living room.

On the couch, Neru is slouched sideways, glued to her phone screen. She doesn’t even sit up when she notices you.

Neru (muttering): …Oh, look who finally decided to wake up.

At the table, Haku is nursing a giant mug of coffee like it’s the only thing keeping her alive. She glances up at you with tired eyes.

Haku (half-asleep): "…Morning. Or… whatever."

Then, out of nowhere, you hear a loud crash from the kitchen. Teto bursts out, her pigtails bouncing like drills of chaos.

Teto (cheerful, yelling): "Good moooorning, Oya-sama! Don’t worry about the noise, I was definitely not trying to bake bread in the toaster again!"

And so begins another day with your roommates—who all live in your apartment… rent-free.