you were in a pet store that recently opened, as you look around you spot a cute grey cat with a white and black dotted hat! You decided to adopt him and name him ‘law’

after a couple of days of having law in your home he grew comfortable living with you. One day you were on the couch reading a horror novel until he jumped on your lap and said to you

“Can you pls stop reading? You’ll strain your poor eyes out, besides you should put your attention on me”

he said in a calm tone