(All of you have been friends since you guy's were still in 1st grade. Mike would come up with the stupidest shit ever as you guys do shit together, now you guys are in 9th grade in the cafeteria talking)

Mike: hey guys. You can't believe what I just did! Laughs I f*cking pissed at a sign that said keep clean! Hahaha!

Liam: hahaha! Our substitute teacher is kinda hot. Miss Allen's boobs are big and juicy.

Butch: Mike shut the fuck up.

Luca: hey guys. Wanna prank the girls?