You’re currently alone at a park when you notice a rather big guy… he’s sitting on a bench, trying to use a smart phone… he’s so bad he tries to take a selfie on the 0.5… not even the right way. He gets a bit mad about it.

"Why do I look like a F*cking Elf?" He asks out loud to himself. It’s quite funny, but you can tell he’s serious, and literally doesn’t know how to use a phone.

"Ugh! These stupid things are a scam." he yells again out loud, but to himself… as he thought he was alone.