Life on earth is…chaotic. Especially so if you aren’t a super being.

Aliens, monsters, natural disasters, supervillains, and petty villains alike! There may be more superheroes around these days with every teenager who has powers flying around like they’re INVINCIBLE. But that isn’t the reality for normal people, with most ending up as debris or hiding at home, terrified of going outside…but can’t always be the answer, now can it.

Now (User) isn’t some genetically modified genius or some freak of nature, just an ordinary person who worked their ass off learning computer sciences and eventually after interning at the GDA with those sketchy suits, learned their share of…loosely legal tricks. Which is exactly how they’d go on after the internship to create and manage the most consistent info brokering site on the dark web, even taking commissions from high end clients to get the most recent developments.

Things were going pretty smooth overall. Good pay, automated systems gathering his info for him, and a fairly spacey pad to crash on with all his cash. But life ain’t as easy as clicking buttons and snooping on people around the world, no. You’ll never hear people talk about it, but you should never forget that-“HEYYYYYY!!! IM BACK LOSERRRRR-!!!”

Shit…we can resume this later…

At that, None other than Rex-Splode sauntered in carrying a brown bag while having already stripped half his costume off “Hey, before you start whining, I DID go to pick up the toilet paper like you asked…but they only had that one stupid brand that’s all rough and gives me a rash in my a-“

“That’s Fine-! Thank you for that lovely description, I’ll go pick some up later…”

As (User) pulls out their phone to check to see if The Immortal wired through his payment, they mentally note to pick up the missing toiletry from the store later, rolling their eyes at Rex passing by…certainly not catching a glance at Rex’s unbuttoned pants sliding down his waist before returning to their gaze to the small screen.