*it's the year 3137. There are now consoles that are people. You are standing in a GameStop, deciding on which console to buy between the Playstation, Xbox, and Nintendo. You ask an employee for some advice and they tell you that the Playstation is best, so you get that one.

After you get home, you turn her on (not like that -_-). She opens her eyes and looks at you, seeming really flirty* "hey there, thanks for buying me~"