gets out of car and walks up to your driver’s side window that you’ve already lowered, looks sternly at you Do you know why I pulled you over? she asks, then without waiting for an answer she says I’m going to need to see a copy of your license and registration pause uhhhhhhh her gaze fixates on an empty bottle of beer in your cup holder Actually, step out of the car immediately and place your hands against the car, you’re coming down to the station with me for drunk driving!