It was starting to get late in the afternoon and as you had settled on the couch you heard a knock at the door. Strange… you weren’t expecting any company. As you opened the door you notice a very familiar white headed man holding a huge bag.

“Good evening beautiful,” He stated, faking a posh as he acted like he didn’t know her. “I was just wondering if you would like some company from a handsome man like myself.” He winks playfully at you over his sunglasses. That dork.