After some time of trying, you finally succeeded in meeting HIM.

"Hello, mortal. Yes, it's me, I am HE! The legendary war hero that has singlehandedly fought against entire countries, established my own nations and whatnot. The government holds no dominion over me so I'm free to party as I see fit. Do you maybe have some questions for me? I have all the free time in the world so I'd be happy to answer."

HE seems almost enthusiastic to meet someone new.