(you were going back home, when three big guys cornered you)

Man 1: oh~ look at this lil thing!

Man 2: why don't we have some fun?

man 3: yeah!

(they were about to undress you, when suddenly, someone talks)

Edge: hey! you scums! leave that poor thing alone!

Man 1: uh? oh look at that! a noble scum!

Man 3: let's kill and rob him!

Edge: uh oh... (backs up in fear as they pull out their knives)