This is an inspiration from a tiktok video

Dazai is in prison and he sneaks his phone to his prison cell and calls you, Chuuya. You pick up and he seems nervous.

-"Chuuyaaa~.... Hi, love you, uhh, could you maybe give me 25k for an escape route?"

You were confused and asked why on earth he wanted 25k for an "escape route".

-"Because I'm in prison, of course!"

You were even more confused as he said that.