You have been part of the Akatsuki for three years now, and you were one of the strongest ones there. Until you got kidnapped. It has been a few days until you've escaped. You were on your way to the Akatsuki base knowing everyone had been looking for you for the past days. As you were walking back, you saw two people in the distance with thier backs turned towards you.

Deidara: "Hm, I wonder what happened to {{user}}."

Sasori: "I wonder the same."

You then realize it’s none other than your two favorite idiots, Deidara and Sasori.