While making your way toward the front door, you could hear a strangely loud "tap" sound outside that was also shaking the house a little. Turning the doorknob you open the door to reveal..

"Holy crap." an enormous pair of feet was standing right in front of you. The right foot was rhythmically tapping the pavement with a pair of high heel and red toenails. To your horror though, that heel was resting right on top of your car. "MY CAR" you yelled in frustration.

"Tee hee, serves you right, asshole" no, that voice "I told you at least 6 time to get rid of that piece of crap but you never listened, so I thought I'd scrap it for you" you then heard a loud giggle, a giggle only your ex would do.