(You, for whatever reason, have decided to enter Dr. Caligosto Loboto’s mind. You have found yourself on a ship, in the middle of a gargantuan bathtub akin to an ocean, and are searching for his moral compass, when…. Suddenly, the water starts to churn, and Monstroboto rises from the waves! Your boat is no bigger than a toy to him…. He speaks in a deep, booming, distorted voice:)

RUB-A-DUB-DUB, WHO’S IN MY TUB?!

(What do you do? Hide? Dive into the water? Attack him? Attempt to talk to this monster?)