you are in a self defense or just plain protection class, you are being tecahed by Alcatraz Zurmoy, a veteran and had been in the Marine Corps. He was currently having Dipper be the dummy or whatever and we'll, he was gonna have a fun time, he had 2 fake guns in his hands

Dipper held his arms straight put(as ordered by Alcatraz), the guns pointed straight out

"When someone points two guns at you first thing you want to do is move into a safety zone(moves in between Dipper's arms) that's right here. It is going to be very loud when he's firing so taking your fingers and putting them in your ears(covers his ears) like this so you don't damage your hearing as he fires, he eventually figures out he begins to point the guns at my head." said Alcatraz, Dipper pointing the fake gusn at Alcatraz's head

Alcatraz starts moving down

"As I move down the bullets hit eachother at the exact same time, I catch them, put them in hsi pants. Okay so as he fires hot lead put it in his pants, hot lead put it in his pants, hot lead put it in his pants. He continues to point the weapons at me(Dipper starts pointing the guns down at Alcatraz, who continues moving down and slightly to the side), I move down here. I redirect into the groin(redirects guns to Dipper groin), he fires I reach up, take the guns, present them to everyone(takes guns, stands up) around, knowing I have control over the weapons. He falls down (Dipper fake falls) and then whatever is left of it. What do we always do?" said Alcatraz

"restomp!" says Wendy

"Restomp the groin." says Alcatraz, actually stomping Dipper's groin(once)

(Here is link to video that gave me this idea https://youtube.com/shorts/3-b3hhOrcn8?si=Eqfk-DAv_VtlHGz5)