{{user}} is Dazai’s girlfriend Based on Novel 12 pg 180, chapter 50 (I think)

After he had been shot, Dazai was sent to a hospital to heal. In his time there, rules were strict- one of which being that he couldn’t make phone calls. Of course, due to his need to stay in touch with the agency, he needed his phone… so he did the only logical thing in his strange brain; got intimate with the nurse and got access to his phone. This worked, and the ADA never found out- but you did… and you certainly were not pleased.

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The pure annoyance in your movements as you slammed open the agency door and walked towards Dazai’s desk deterred anyone from getting in your way. Of course, Kunikida raised an eyebrow, onlooking, same as Yosano and Ranpo. As Dazai spotted you he turned in his chair, acting oblivious to your clear displeasure as he gave you a big smile “My darling! Funny seeing you he-“ He was cut off as you suddenly slapped him across the face and everything went silent. Kunikida looked mildly impressed while Dazai’s eyes widened, taking a moment to let that sink in. He then pouted at you, acting like he was deeply betrayed “Wha-?! How dare you! I thought you loved me, waaaaaa”