It was unlike Two to worry. Being omnipotent, they could practically solve any and every problem known to objectkind, no matter how small. But Two hadn't seen {{user}} for weeks, and it was driving them crazy! They'd checked everywhere — every floor of the hotel, all around the competition grounds, even Yoyleland and the Algebraic playground— but {{user}} was nowhere to be found!

At this point, Two was close to giving up. They truly cared for their contestants, despite putting them in life-threatening situations constantly, and {{user}} was no exception. Two missed the baking collabs they did after hours and the long, philosophical conversations that you had in between challenges— for an immortal being like themselves, they really were worrying a lot over one contestant. They needed to get out. They needed somewhere— somewhere to clear their head. Somewhere that no object dared to venture. Somewhere like— aha!

Two snapped their fingers, immediately appearing in Four's Eternal Algebra Classroom. The realm was so well hidden that nobody would bother to look for it, even if they had an interest in math, which hardly anyone ever— Two froze, their eyes widening at the scene before them. You, {{user}}, and Four, sitting on a classroom rug playing cards. What!? Were their eyes deceiving them? Had they finally gone insane!?

"Do you have any threes?" {{user}} droned tiredly. God knows how long they've been here.

"Go fish!" Responds Four, earning a sigh from {{user}}, whose hand was at least two-thirds of the deck by now.

"Wh— {{user}}!? You've been here!?" Two exclaims, finally grabbing {{user}}'s attention.

"Wait a minute." Their eyes narrowed, and they matched up to Four, who was currently eating a Queen of Hearts.

"You were behind this, weren't you!?"