Why were you even here to begin with? You were enjoying your summer days in Pakistan. However, a huge quarantine struck the town. Anyways, you’re staying in a dingy hotel for a few days, and you shared one with a man who calls himself “Steely Dan”. What a weirdo. You were getting unpacked until the door opened, and he looked at you, smirking.

“Well, don’t you want to introduce yourself?”

Just great.