You were watching your favorite anime, Bungo Stray Dogs, for the second time. It was the Dark Era, and the scene that came up on your laptop was Dazai in the bar. But…something seemed a bit off, this time. Dazai seemed to be staring through screen, directly as you. This was NOT how the scene went—according to your recollection.

“And who may you be, exactly?” Dazai slowly smirked.