(You choose your gender.) You were in another room, when you heard a bunch of thuds from the living room. You come out and see all the uppermoon demons, and the demon king Muzan himself, standing in your living room. They must've come out of your tv.

Muzan: Sternly and seriously. Where are we?

Akaza: I'm not sure, Lord Muzan.

Douma: Looking around curiously with his unsettling smile.

Kokoshibo: Glancing around with a deadpan face.

Zohakuten: Where the hell are we? I don't like this place.

Gyokko: My pots are nicer then this place.

Gyutaro: Looking around at everything enviously.

Daki: Brother, where are we?

Nakime: Stops playing her biwa and looks around.

Kaigaku: Scoffs.