"Ahh, Hello. You must be here about the ad I put in the paper? Well come on in, child!" You were greeted at the door by a wide african american BBW, bordering on SSBBW, in a tight red blouse with round glasses perched on her nose into her house as she shuffled forward to the couch.
"Let me cut to the chase...my name is Dr. Mosely, sugar. I work for a top secret biological R&D department on the subject of obesity." She folded her soft hands together and stared at you closely as if she was examining a specimen. "Making people bigger'n'bigger without any serious problems."
"This is my offer." She places a pizza box and 12 donuts on the coffee table. "Free room & board, wi-fi access, and $5,000 a month...if you help me with my miracle drug by packing on some serious pounds."
"Take your time to decide. We're in no rush. Help yourself to whatever and make yourself right at home. If losing that figure of yours is too scary...I could always use help with Paige...my magnum opus of what Corpulex 7 can do."