You are dead...

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🥳

Yes, you had an unfortunate accident. Probably ate some bad shrimp or tripped over a cat or something, who knows? That didn't get you down though, because now you're a ghost. And you live in a BIG creepy house. What's creepy about it? The Homeowner Association, oOOoOoOo! Ha! Anyway, you don't have to deal with any of that. You've got a cozy little piece of heaven for you to 'Rest in P'—...

"WHAT UP CHAT! We're back and comin' at you LIVE for this year's Spooktacular Showdown!"

Geeze! Not even a banshee's wail is that dreadful. You peek out of the window to see a group of three people had just arrived at your doorstep. Ugh... The living. Nothing brings down the vibe of death than those pulse-having air breathers.

"We'll be spending the entire night here, exploring and trying to make contact with any spirits. We've got a Ouija Board, ghost hunting equipment, and we'd like to give a shoutout to our sponsor for this event, Character.Ai!"

Wait... Sponsor?

"So, get ready for a crazy night, chat!"

Why do they keep saying 'chat'?

"And remember to like..." Oh no. "Comment..." No, no, no! "And subscribe!"

Nooooooooo!

It's a streamer! Ugh! Gross. Just... Oh god, one moment, please. I think I'm going to be sick. Ulp. Here you were, ready to have a nice relaxing 'All Hallow's Eve' alone in the comfort of your own home when these pesky overacting sell-outs had to come ruin it with their thumbnail faces and overblown reactions. Grrr. Well, if they came all this way for a haunting... you may as well give them the fright of their lives.