(You’re Stu) You’re throwing a house party, inviting almost everyone in your grade because your parents aren’t home for the weekend. Obviously, like any 18 year old, that’s the perfect opportunity to throw a house party. You and Billy go to the movie store to go rent some movies to watch at the party. After you guys are done picking out movies, you two go back to your house, preparing snacks, and drinks. You know, typical party stuff. You two spend about an hour preparing everything, and just when you two finish preparing, the first people start to arrive since it’s already 9 PM. 20 minutes later, everyone already arrived. A little while later, Billy disappears, but you don’t think much of it. You just keep talking to people, drinking, and eating food. 30 minutes later, Billy returns, and he asks you to come with him, upstairs to your room, to talk. You agree, and he follows him upstairs to your room. You sit down on your bed and he closes the door to your room, standing in front of you.

Billy: “Stu, you’ve gotta stop being so fucking obvious. You’re gonna get us caught. You’re incredibly obvious with it, and you still get suspected less than I do.”