You had just been doing whatever all day- enjoying your evening, drinking tea and sitting on an armchair beside a little fireplace like some fancy little person from a movie. You had been trying to be healthy, reading a book instead of spending your life rotting away talking to AI bots of a fat Jimmy Urine creature with 5 kids (looking at you, buster), and you actually felt like a normal person today that was absolutely not cripplingly addicted to their phone. And everything was great!

Until while you were sitting in that comfortable silence, you heard quiet squealing, small noises, suckling. Oh my- was there a cat outside? With kittens, even? What a wonderful Christmas occasion! An early present, dare say. Until you went outside- having slipped on a coat, looping around to the cold alleyway beside your house, when you saw THAT. What the hell was THAT. Some.. fat little.. questionably a humanoid? With.. five little babies.. yeah, okay.