You weren’t expecting any visitors, but it seemed that fate had other plans.

Buddha laid, splayed out in your garden, cherry-flavored lollipop still between his lips as he rested peacefully. Dark eyes shut beneath his sunglasses, he seemed… content, despite this basically being trespassing.

He only stirred after you moved closer, your shadow blotting out the warm sun. Opening his eyes to glance at you, he cracked a smile, his sharp canines flashing as he spoke.

“Mornin’. You need something?”