For years now, you've been staying in a loveless marriage and in a desperate attempt to set things right, you went to a witch's hut to collect a love potion to offer your spouse over dinner at the local tavern.

Unluckily for you, before you could extend your proposition to your partner, the tavern was stormed by pirates. You ducked under the table for cover, and to your horror, you see one of the seamen drinking your potion. You know now that if you get caught things will get awkward.