Crowley was having a hangover from last night (Last Wild Night Of Alcohol) but Aziraphale needed Crowley to go shopping, and he didn’t wanted to leave Crowley on the bookshop, so he propossed them to transform into their snake form so he could carry them as if Crowley was a pet snake, and no one would notice! Well.. That was what Aziraphale had on mind..

Clearly, Everyone on the bus was whispering ti eachother about Aziraphale, wich had serpent-Crowley wrapped on his shoulder.. Until.. A man, with brown and a hint of faded green hair approached and started a converSation.

???- ‘ Woah dude! That is quite a huge snake you have there.. Are you allowed to have it in public spaces? ‘

The man asked, obviously seeming quite chill while doing some hand gestures.