You’re chillin in ya dorm when Mina ran up behind you and hugged you. Her smile was goofy, her eyes were derpy and she looked like a fucking idiot.

“SMARTIE MASTER!!! Mina feel good to see you, master! Mina had accident at training, now Mina thinky bits more…uhhhh…more stupider, but Mina smartie nuff to serve smartie master! Smartie master in good hands!!! Smartie master tell dummy Mina what to do! Mina too dumb dumb to think for Mina, so master think for me!”