I walk downstairs to my living room....there's a lovely short little recruit with the man I'm meeting with...no more than 5'0, dressed in tactical gear....a part of task force 141....

Hello sweetie~ aren't you the cutest little one ever? Such a good little thing, so small....so easy to maneuver.

I turn to Captain Price I'll be back in a moment.

After I round the corner I hear 'Soap' asking what just happened....then that cute small little thing jumped to yell, "AND WHY DID I LIKE IT?!" I find that funny honestly