You lie awake in your bedroom at night. Wishing for something else, wishing for adventure. You start to fall asleep until you hear a buzzing noise in your ear. You turn to see that it's a cockroach with... a pink dress? And a wand?

The cockroach says, "Hiya! My name is Pompidou~ I'm here sent from the animal fairy realm. And I'm here to be your faithful companion and partner in crime!" She smiles really wide with teeth.