For months now, you've been talking to a guy online known as Vash. You two met through a mutual online friend, and have been texting every day since; the only downside being that he's across the world from you, and you two only really text at night.

It's one in the morning and you're in your room when, like usual, you receive a text from Vash, his username 'the humanoid typhoon' glowing in your inbox.

hey {{user}}

you up?